2005-09-04

Yo momma's so fat....

chanced upon denys'(a53) blog and he wrote this, "Scouting around, it seems that A52 and A55 already have their own class blogs - that makes us the last respectable Arts class to have a class blog; A51 is probably preoccupied with reading books by the truckload and I swear that if my maths sucked as bad as Imran's, I wouldn't even know of A54's existance."

haha sheesh :D if setting up a class blog makes a class cool, go ahead lol. and yikes i just realised, oh the absolute horror, my class does read books by the truckload! *faints* haha whatever.

man it's the hols, already miss hanging out at the stone tables eating and talking rubbish with my class. plus giggling with jac and seetal and steph, plus (can't believe this) xq and dx being crappy! haha was sitting with them and ka hei at stone tables, almost fell off the chair laughing when xq was teasing dx about 'eva'. LOL

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my friend sent this to me, it's hilarious! courtesy of momma-joke.com

"Yo momma's so fat......"

1. Yo momma’s so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

2. Yo momma’s so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third.

3. Yo momma’s so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!

4. Yo momma’s so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

5. Yo momma’s so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones.

6. Yo momma’s so fat she was in the middle of the highway I tried to swerve but ran out of gas.

7. Yo momma's so fat that by the time she finished walking past the tv the entire season of "friends" was over.

8. Yo momma’s so fat she takes posters not pictures.

9. Yo momma’s so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

10. Yo momma’s so fat when she dances the band skips.

11. Yo momma’s so fat she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her 17 years to live.

12. Yo momma’s so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

13. Yo momma’s so fat when she put on high-heels and walked out onto the street, she struck oil!

haha anyone know any more momma jokes?

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melcircus at 4:25 p.m.

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